If you must know.
For some reason, that escapes me completely, there are a lot of you out there who want to know the deets on the fine folks behind genes. Uhm, ok…if you must know…today I will offer up ten random (and completely irrelevant) facts about me, Kristina Ferrari, the brains behind this baby. Here we go:
1. I have curly hair, but I blow it straight and then use a curling iron or pins to curl it back again. This perplexes the hell out of my kids. It kinda confuses me too.
2. I think it’s perfectly appropriate to wear a scarf all year long. If you don’t believe me…let’s make a date to meet in Philly around mid-August when it’s about 94 degrees. You’ll recognize me ’cause I’ll be the one in the scarf.
3. True story. Me: “Luka, did you grab your iPod for the trip?” Luka (my 8yr old): “No Mom, I’d prefer to read and write in my journal.” Please refer to I’m Raising a Nerd for further details.
4. I keep a list on my laptop of pet peeves b/c I think I may get asked that question one day and I don’t want to forget any good ones. My current favorite is people who keep stupid lists on their computer.
5. Somebody should create the World Championships of Reading Shel Silverstein, because I would totally win. Sarah Cynthia Silvia Stout would not take the garbage out….
6. I’ve been known, on occasion, to pick through my neighbors garbage and find recyclables that they’ve elected not to recycle. It just bothers me on a personal level.
7. One time I got really lost and drove around blindly for what seemed like hours because I was too stubborn and prideful to ask for directions. And, by “one time” I mean…many, many times.
8. I started genes basically because I couldn’t find anything cool for my boys to wear. Now they go to a school where they are required to wear the least cool outfit ever created. I mean, this ensemble makes PeeWee Herman look like a fashionista. The irony of this is not lost on me.
9. You know that game where you drag your feet across the carpet while wearing socks so you can get all sorts of electrically charged and then playfully shock some unsuspecting bloke? Uhm yeah…that game scares the crap out of me. (side note: i use English phrases whenever possible)
10. Sometimes I really crack myself up. ; )







